Over spaghetti dinner last week my brother decided to aggravate me by not so subtly hinting to my parents that all I do after work is come home, smoke, and watch “Strangers With Candy”. I then rebuffed by commenting on the that V shape in which his sideburns had taken and their odd resemblance to that of traditional women’s pubic hair. My mom turned and looked at me and said:
“You mean like the one’s I find at the bottom of the shower?”
My Mom not only accused me of shaving my pubes in her shower but also hinted that she believes mine are of a feminine texture. This is dinner at my house.
True Story
